Flag Counter fate feels rather short
fate feels rather short




daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!


if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

Also a heads up that there are other Greater Goods links on the top row that you can click on to help (for literacy, breast cancer, world hunger, etc.) that only take like a minute to click through.  ♥


trans girls are beautiful and perfect and deserve every ounce of love and respect


teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license


what the heck is a glow cloud will it help is get rid of tribal stuck

oh a glow cloud is off of welcome to night vale and it’s kinda hard to explain but it brings gr8 muffins! 


Mayflys are a winged insect that have a short lifespan. They mate in such a way that all of them mature in the exact same time. The will die out soon, but for the time being Wisconsin looks like something straight out of a horror movie. 



everyone made fun of dreamworks. it hid in the shadows. it learned. it became aware. now it is strong and threatening and making films w ridiculously high quality animation and unique plots while disney is still jacking off to a movie it released almost a year ago.

teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay


just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,




i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 


i’m pissing myself



Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though